I guess Bush and Cheney have new company. None other than New York Post film critic Lou Lumenick! Apparently Lou Lou Baggins slugged Poor recovering cancer dude and Movie Master, Roger Ebert of the Chicago Sun-Times . Ebert can't speak, as he's been battling throat and thyroid cancer for years, hence the shoulder-tapping.
According to sources:
Soon after the lights went down, a source tells us, "a man in the audience started yelling, 'Don't touch me!' People looked around and shrugged. Ten minutes later, the voice yells again, 'I said don't touch me!'"
...But a few minutes later, says our source, "the guy stands up in the darkness and thwacks the guy behind him with a big festival binder. He hit him so hard everybody could hear it. Everyone freaked out and turned around."
...Though Lumenick seemed surprised to see whom he had struck, he offered no apology, according to another source.
SOMEBODY NEEDS ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASSES STAT!!
According to sources:
Soon after the lights went down, a source tells us, "a man in the audience started yelling, 'Don't touch me!' People looked around and shrugged. Ten minutes later, the voice yells again, 'I said don't touch me!'"
...But a few minutes later, says our source, "the guy stands up in the darkness and thwacks the guy behind him with a big festival binder. He hit him so hard everybody could hear it. Everyone freaked out and turned around."
...Though Lumenick seemed surprised to see whom he had struck, he offered no apology, according to another source.
SOMEBODY NEEDS ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASSES STAT!!
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