DAZED, BUT NEVER CONFUSED!

IS THAT WILLIAM SHATNER?

2008-10-02T10:54:00.001-07:00

Hmmm.. Who is this hot bitch all tied up like a Sunday crab? SOmebody has been naughty!
Post your thoughts after the jump!!
I know I am the only blogger, but what the heck.. Let me act like someone cares.. :-)

CAN AMERICANS HANDLE TRUTH?

2008-09-17T09:48:00.001-07:00

Geez, here is someone actually speaking to us like we have brains.

FROM MTV HOUSEWHORE TO MALLRAT PRINCESS: DREAM GURL..

2008-09-13T14:12:00.000-07:00

Click on the image to see video!!

It seems like somebody got upstaged by a few midgets dressed like 80's slasher horror dude, CHUCKY!!
Yes folks Messica Simpson was scaring everyone with her voice @ some fair in some little town.. Oops, I didn't mean to offend people from little towns. We all know you can be a under acheiver that kills moose for a passtime in a little town for years then suddenly become a VP Nominee.. Can't knock that can we?
What will the little children think? How will they aspire for higher? Fuck Harvard or Princeston, who needs that shit?

Thank you Messica for making us all dream!

PS.. Doesn't this bitch have enough money that she doesn't need to be singing at Street Events? I don't mean to be elitist and all.. but come on..

WE FOUND ANOTHER BIGOT IN FLORIDA Y'ALL

2008-09-12T13:49:00.000-07:00

Here is a brain dead dude from Florida.. Umm.. no surprise there.
It is fascinating how these BIGOT, XENOPHOBE, whateverphobe turdpiles seem to have issues with putting thier racist ideas in effective synthax. When told that Muslim was spelt wrong, our grandpa genius asked:
"How do you spell it?"

I love how he (Lacasse or LaCaCa) claims to be a Democrat, but is really hurt by his claim that Obama, the Muslim pork eater, has channeled an avalanche of reporters to Meth and STD ridden Alaska to collect dirt on the walking womb-Mayor-Governor-Nato Alley Palin!

Here is a clip of this racist clown showing the world just how fancy an intellect he possesses.

P.S. Can someone tell this dufus that being a Democrat is like dating black,
you just don't ever go back!!

http://www.cfnews13.com/MediaPlayer2/MediaPlayer.htm?video=0910OBAMASIGN_091020080807&cat=E2008&title=Sign%20Of%20The%20Times?

Is that Walnuts McCain damaging his brittled bones to get on CON MAN' Boat to celebrate his 70th B-Day?

2008-09-11T12:39:00.000-07:00

Well of course it is our resident dead President mingling with Con Man Extraordinaire, smooth-talking Italian businessman and ex-boy toy of Anne Hathaway, and claimed to have friends in "high places" at the Vatican is headed to prison after pleading guilty in a Manhattan real estate fraud case.

Clearly, Raffaello Follieri, has friends in the hierarchy of the Republican party. No surprise here..

Follieri agreed yesterday not to appeal any sentence of up to five years and three months in prison for his plea to wire fraud, money laundering and conspiracy.

So what does a 70 year old Politician and his creepy campaign manager, Rick Davis, want with the conning millionaire playboy I ask?

Well word is over at Liberalland:

"According to the Italian newspaper Il Sole 24 Ore, in January 2007 Follieri sent Rick Davis a packet of information on his companies Follieri Capital and Follieri Media, apparently hoping to get financing from Pegasus Capital Advisors, a hedge fund in Connecticut that Davis represented.

“Follieri’s proposal to Davis had two dimensions to it–first, as an investment opportunity for Davis’s fund; but secondly, there was the political dimension, in which Follieri offered to help deliver Catholic votes to McCain,” said Claudio Gatti, a reporter for Il Sole 24 Ore, who investigated Follieri for eighteen months."

Something just ain't right about this picture. Hopefully El Con Man would fold when he sees Brutus petting his shoulders, and let us knos just what the Real John McCain was up to..

BLAME BUSH ~ Who else could have been such a big screw up?

2008-09-11T10:55:00.000-07:00

Report: Bush Admin Approved Unilateral Pakistan Attacks

The New York Times is reporting President Bush has secretly approved US ground attacks in Pakistan without the Pakistani government’s prior approval. The order came in in July—less than two months before last week’s deadly assault that killed some twenty civilians. In what would have been the first attack under the new policy, US forces are said to have fired inside three homes containing women and children. On Wednesday, Pakistan’s top military chief harshly criticized the US ground attack, saying Pakistan will defend its sovereignty “at all costs.” The military chief, General Ashfaq Parvez Kayani, said no external army is allowed to conduct operations inside Pakistan. http://www.democracynow.org/2008/9/11/headlines#4

I'm sure they will defend their sovereignty with all the arms and fighter jets we gave then President Pervez Musharef!

SEND LOU LOU TO IRAQ

2008-09-11T10:42:00.000-07:00

I guess Bush and Cheney have new company. None other than New York Post film critic Lou Lumenick! Apparently Lou Lou Baggins slugged Poor recovering cancer dude and Movie Master, Roger Ebert of the Chicago Sun-Times . Ebert can't speak, as he's been battling throat and thyroid cancer for years, hence the shoulder-tapping.

According to sources:

Soon after the lights went down, a source tells us, "a man in the audience started yelling, 'Don't touch me!' People looked around and shrugged. Ten minutes later, the voice yells again, 'I said don't touch me!'"
...But a few minutes later, says our source, "the guy stands up in the darkness and thwacks the guy behind him with a big festival binder. He hit him so hard everybody could hear it. Everyone freaked out and turned around."

...Though Lumenick seemed surprised to see whom he had struck, he offered no apology, according to another source.

SOMEBODY NEEDS ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASSES STAT!!

Calling Sarah Kalishnakova!

2008-09-11T00:21:00.000-07:00

Somewhere in in Amerika or Czechloslokia or the Soviet Union - some Commie Liberal bias sinner hates John McCain more than me!

Here is "Yellow Teef", our next Dead President with his walking womb having breakfast silently ~ of course ~ Bitch is learning ESL as we write our torn liberal hearts out.

Take that Amerika! Who the hell needs a Harvard Law degree when you can be a swine with lipstick and a TRAFFIC FREE brain?

FEDERAL CORRUPTION SCANDAL! THAT'S HOT!

2008-09-10T22:25:00.000-07:00

I am totally psyched about this.. Another "Escanaldo" involving sleazebag Republicans. Niceeeeee..

http://www.ktvu.com/news/17439786/detail.html

Though I would love to talk about the scandal.. I think hot Homo sex with bible thumping family "values" preaching wingnuts is way hotter than dudes getting Blow Jobs from actual females. We know how much the uber religious love them some Gays! They are always quick to use Gays as scapegoats for their deviance. So here are my 5 tap faves..

#1~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~#1

Mark FoleyU.S. Representative(September 28, 2006)
The Crime: Sending sexually laced, gramatically challenged instant messages and e-mails to teenaged boys in the Congressional page program for more than 10 years.

The Hypocrisy: Chairman of the House Caucus on Missing and Exploited Children. One of the foremost opponents of child pornography in the Senate.
The Quote: “get a ruler and measure it for me”

#2~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~#2

Ted HaggardLeader of the National Association of Evangelicals(November 2006)

The Crime: Paying male prostitutes for sex and snorting crystal meth.
The Hypocrisy: A powerful force in the evangelical movement, Haggard participated in weekly meetings with President George Bush and top advisors where he gave spiritual advice. He taught that homosexuality was an abomination and actively lobbied against gay rights.
The Quote: “I did not have a homosexual relationship with a man in Denver.”

#3~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~#3

Larry CraigU.S. SenatorSenate Liason for Mitt Romney’s Presidential Campaign(June 11, 2007)

The Crime: Soliciting sex from an undercover cop in an airport bathroom
The Hypocrisy: Craig twice voted against adding the words “sexual orientation” to the federal hate crimes law. Craig also voted to give states the right to refuse to recognize gay marriage–a right they already had, but the Senator wanted to really, really prove he didn’t like gay people.
The Quote: “I am not gay, I don’t do these kinds of things.”

#4~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~#4

Bob AllenMember of the Florida House of RepresentativesFlorida Chairman of John McCain’s Presidential Campaign(July 11, 2007)

The Crime: Offering an undercover cop $20 to allow Allen to blow him in a men’s room in a public park. After being arrested, Allen tried to explain that he only offered to blow the cop because the cop was a “burly black man” and he “didn’t want to become a statistic.”
The Hypocrisy: Allen was one of 21 Florida legislators to sign Gov. Jeb Bush’s friend-of-the-court brief supporting the state’s ban on gays adopting children, and he co-sponsored an unsuccessful bill that would have enhanced penalties for “offenses involving unnatural and lascivious acts” such as indecent exposure.
The Quote: “I certainly wasn’t there to have sex with anybody and certainly wasn’t there to exchange money for it.”

#5~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~#5

Glenn Murphy Jr.National Chairman of the Young RepublicansChairman of the Clark County Republican Party(July 28, 2007)

The Crime: Murphy got a fellow Young Republican drunk and then spent the night at his house. The other young man woke up in the middle of the night to find Murphy giving him mouth-to-penis resuscitation. After this incident, a 1998 sexual battery report came to light in which Murphy was alleged to have done the exact same thing.
The Hypocrisy: Murphy was a well-paid political consultant for Republican candidates and often advised them to use gay marriage as a wedge issue to paint their opponents as out of touch with traditional values.
The Quote: “I was in the Sound of Music in High School…don’t ask” (from his now-defunct Myspace page.)

Oh Sappho Where Art Thou?

2008-09-10T22:04:00.000-07:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5LanMKCWvM&eurl=http://www.jossip.com/maddows-girl-on-girl-preference-freaks-out-tim-graham-20080910/

Here is another Wingnut Clown sounding like a typical Wingnut Clown on FAUX NEWS socializing with other equally typical Wingnut Clowns actually discussing "Media Bias".. LOL

Then "Mr. Objective" starts mouthing off about "the Lesbian" Air America Radio Host, Rachel Maddow... Such non bias media at FIX News! Why so serious?

I am positive that if you put all all of their brains together, they can't equal Rachel M.

I am still in awe at the amount of people that watch Faux News!

On the Topic of PIGS that share DNA..

2008-09-10T21:38:00.000-07:00

Uh Oh.. Somebody has a bleeding cortex. I should put that in context! Yeah.. Note to Wingnuts, when you put your adult children on TeeVee give them crash courses in "Critical Thinking" - you know like to answer questions eloquently.. Here is Megggggghan McCain, kinda reminds me of my cow (Meggy) when I was a child somewhere in the past ------- anywhore, here is the little pig in

lipstick Princess telling the American "Morans" why her Daddy and her precious family know war better than US!

Me thinks this unemployed child should be in Iraq on her knees servicing our Troops!! I can't

think of a better job for brainless lips. Here is dumbo sounding dumb --

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMxp5UkeGCc&eurl=http://www.mollygood.com/mccain-daughter-only-my-family-knows-war-20080909/

Harvey's BRISTOL Cream's Pregnancy..

2008-09-10T20:48:00.000-07:00

Here is the thing... I really don't care how many Pistols Bristol Palin rides. I am just concerned for the kids, n'est-ce-pas? If this were an inner city female's mother that were running for the VP slot, there would be such an outcry from the WINGNUT Posse, you'd think Mother Theressa was reborn with child in a in a Mosque in Riyad.

But why not an outcry? Isn't this a question of values? Here is this clown Palin promoting abstinence before marriage and all that horse turd, yet her own daughter seemed to have not gotten the memo.

Why should others be held up to a certain standard while the interlocutor (Palin) be exempt from critical discourse? Such essentialist ideology perpetuated by these fanatics and no one in the medias dares question these people's "values".

But let us look at the bigger picture here. Pregnancy is not the only issue debatable here. There is also HIV and other infectious diseases that are contracted by unsafe sex. Add to the fact that Alaska is the STD capital of the US of A. Yep, even with such a small population..

These people don't believe in condoms either. So the provincial message here is that "we should abstain from sex", however, with such high rates of HIV/AIDS in this country, clearly people are having sex. So lead them down the path of ignorance which can ultimately pose a threat to their lives and the public at large, rather than giving people the synthactical tools (Practice Safe Sex/Use Condoms Always if you decide to have sex) that can possibly save their lives?

Look on the bright side, if Mrs. Palin can charge a "RAPE VICTIM" for a Rape Kit ~ yes you read correctly ~ it gives you an insight into the areas of her brain most saturated with fecal matter.

Here's to smashing and making special needs babies!! Free Trade Y'all!!

I wonder if Walnuts remembers this?

2008-09-10T20:32:00.000-07:00

Right about now I think Walnuts McInsane would like to get rid of Youtube. Why.. witHout such luxuries we wouldn't be able to call out the Republican hypocrites for the sleaze they really are.

Here is our #1 confused Senior Citizen making the correlation between Hillary and a now famous Pig reference!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMPYkNQlJMM&feature=rec-fresh